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Illustrious Order of Fools and Beasts Unconvention 2014

Schedule for delegates


Fri 17th October            6pm onwards arrive at St. Mabyn Holiday Park, PL30 3BY for supper, beer and chat!

                                    11.30pm – lights out!!

Sat 18th October           8 am – Reveille!! And breakfast!

                                    9 am – 10.30am Workshops – Beasts – Adam Garland

                                                                                  Fools – Roger Comley

                                    10.40 am Depart for Bodmin

                                    11 am – Arrive Bodmin. Dancing and Display Mount Folly

                                    11.30 am – Progress through town, stopping to dance wherever!

                                    12.30 pm – Buffet lunch at the Mason’s Arms

                                    1.40 pm – Depart for Mevagissey         

2.30 pm – Dancing and display, Mevagissey  Harbour  - 2 shows with ice cream interval!

3.45 pm – Depart for Brittannia Inn       

4.15 pm – Dancing and relaxing at Brittannia Inn

                        Coach will drop off at Tywardreath and Bodmin

5.30 pm approx Arrive at St Mabyn

7.30 pm Feast

9.30 pm – Feast should be over. Depending on weather and circumstances, stay behind for beer and music – or down the pub!!

11.30 pm – Lights out!

Sunday 19th October     8.30 am Breakfast                    

                                    9.30 am AGM

                                    10.30 am Coffee and clear up

                                    11 am   Dancing St Mabyn Inn

                                    12 noon Sunday lunch for those that will, and depart.


Anyone whose accommodation is in chalets can stay overnight Sunday night – we are all paid up for the whole weekend!

All times are subject to minor morris-type (sic) alterations – but I will try my best to keep to them!!

Some Housekeeping rules:

Because this is a family holiday site, we have been asked to finish activities by 11.30pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so please go back quietly to your chalet, camper van or tent, especially if you are arriving late from the pub.

The nearest pub, St Mabyn Inn, is just within walking distance, about Ύ mile down an unlit road. I have arranged to borrow some reflective jackets, so please wear one if you decide to walk to the pub – and don’t forget your torch.

For those in chalets, just bring sleeping bag and pillow if required. I have a couple of spare inflatable beds if required, but everyone should have a bed/settee to kip on.

Campers – showers and loos available in new Loo of the Year shower block!!

How to find St Mabyn Holiday Park

Our holiday park in Cornwall is approximately 4 miles from Wadebridge and 6.5 miles from historic Bodmin.

Satellite Navigation Users
- Please Note

Please be careful when relying on your Satellite Navigation to direct you to St Mabyn Holiday Park from the A30. Some systems will attempt to bring their owners down a very small road, over Helland bridge which is on a bend, very narrow and has a weight limit! The Sat Nav may also try to bring you through Blisland which is also not recommended!

We recommend keeping to the main roads and use one of the following:

From Bodmin take A389 to Wadebridge. After approx 1.5 miles turn right to Camelford on B3266. Drive for approx 5 miles and take second turning to St Mabyn village. St Mabyn Holiday Park is 400m on the right.

From Wadebridge take the A389 to Bodmin. After approx 2 miles turn left to Camelford on B3266. After 5 miles take second turning to St Mabyn village. St Mabyn Holiday Park is 400m on the right.

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